That’s friggin hilarious!!!! I used to do it to an ex-boyfriend all the time too for endless hilarity lol. My husband is just too damned polite, unfortunately. Maybe I’ll just have to act like it’s an accident until he lightens up and starts rippin em back!Goldilocks wrote: ↑Thu Feb 21, 2019 10:54 pmDude! I have Dutched ovened my husband soooo many times. Its my way of getting even for all the times his stinky farts chased me out of the bedroom!Sorebooty wrote: ↑Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:02 pmdoes he still try to fart for laughs when you just woke up? The only equivalent I can think of is giving him a Dutch-oven first thing in the morning and give him a taste of his own stinky medicine lol
Don’t know if your relationship would allow something like this, but it’d show him why you were being so bitchy!
Best of luck!
Brianna, this was a hilarious post. Thanks for sharing hun. I would Really enjoy reading more of your stories.
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Briannahong wrote: ↑Fri Feb 22, 2019 4:04 amThat’s friggin hilarious!!!! I used to do it to an ex-boyfriend all the time too for endless hilarity lol. My husband is just too damned polite, unfortunately. Maybe I’ll just have to act like it’s an accident until he lightens up and starts rippin em back!Goldilocks wrote: ↑Thu Feb 21, 2019 10:54 pmDude! I have Dutched ovened my husband soooo many times. Its my way of getting even for all the times his stinky farts chased me out of the bedroom!Sorebooty wrote: ↑Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:02 pm
does he still try to fart for laughs when you just woke up? The only equivalent I can think of is giving him a Dutch-oven first thing in the morning and give him a taste of his own stinky medicine lol
Don’t know if your relationship would allow something like this, but it’d show him why you were being so bitchy!
Best of luck!
Brianna, this was a hilarious post. Thanks for sharing hun. I would Really enjoy reading more of your stories.
I read this on a Tshirt:
"I DONT FART. I whisper in my pants."
Maybe you could use that as an excuse until he does?
Loving submissive wife to PapaBear.
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OMG this thread has me cracking up!!!! I’m totally committed to the DD lifestyle, but if I had to be “ladylike” at home it’d be a dealbreaker because I’d probably explode from holding in my farts
You’re a lucky one that your HOH is so polite with his gas. My guy farts with ZERO regard 24/7, so I don’t feel too bad for him when I’ve gotta let one rip!
You’re a lucky one that your HOH is so polite with his gas. My guy farts with ZERO regard 24/7, so I don’t feel too bad for him when I’ve gotta let one rip!
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Briannahong this has ME written all over it! Although, I’ve never gotten disciplined for farting, overall “disrespect” has earned me a ton of sore bottoms lol. Fortunately for me, he thinks farts from anyone (including me) are hilarious! Since I’ve got a green light on this one, I am comfortable farting in front of him, our friends, our family or basically anyone!
I’m sorry that it’s not acceptable in your house to do something a lot of people would consider “no big deal” but at least he holds up his end by not subjecting you to his gas (unlike my HOH LOL). Best of luck!
I’m sorry that it’s not acceptable in your house to do something a lot of people would consider “no big deal” but at least he holds up his end by not subjecting you to his gas (unlike my HOH LOL). Best of luck!
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@maxline. It looks like our hubbys are kindred spirits - typical “bros” at heart lol. Like @briannahong I grew up w/ brothers and their friends. Subsequently, I grew up seeing my earliest crushes become absolute gas factories when they were “hanging with the boys
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Needless to say, It never has really turned me off to hear a guy rip one around his buddies. Although it’s kinda nasty, I just chalk it up to male bonding rituals or whatever
It’s a COMPLETELY different story if you’re making an effort to be polite while your love is dropping nasty fart bombs with reckless abandon.
I know you didn’t intend for your playful “gas attack” to end up with a spanking, but respect is fundamental. Sometimes the smallest things to us end up to be a big deal to the HOH.
Hang in there!

Needless to say, It never has really turned me off to hear a guy rip one around his buddies. Although it’s kinda nasty, I just chalk it up to male bonding rituals or whatever

I know you didn’t intend for your playful “gas attack” to end up with a spanking, but respect is fundamental. Sometimes the smallest things to us end up to be a big deal to the HOH.
Hang in there!
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This is seriously the greatest thread of all time! It’s got me cracking up 
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New here, (but I’m a long time lurker before I made an account).
@briannahong your story had me dying!
I know every couple has there own preferences, but I wouldn’t last a day in a relationship where I couldn’t openly fart haha. Hubby rips them left and right, so I’m just returning the favor

@briannahong your story had me dying!
I know every couple has there own preferences, but I wouldn’t last a day in a relationship where I couldn’t openly fart haha. Hubby rips them left and right, so I’m just returning the favor
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Seriously can’t understand not being “allowed” to openly do a natural bodily function.
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MichelleA,Briannahong wrote: ↑Sun Nov 18, 2018 12:04 pmOk...full disclosure time. I ripped one,fanned it at him playfully (it stunk)
This is where the problem was. Not that she had a normal bodily function in front of her husband.
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Yeah, I saw that. Not to be rude, but it sounds over the top to me....I get that there’s differences in relationships but come on 