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Dear Tech Support

Post by DesertRose » Wed Sep 30, 2020 12:51 pm

Dear Tech Support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.

I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Troubled User


Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,
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Re: Dear Tech Support

Post by Jacob HF » Wed Sep 30, 2020 3:33 pm

So, Minecraft has this thing called a debugging stick...


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Re: Dear Tech Support

Post by leenicolelinn » Wed Sep 30, 2020 4:52 pm

:lol: That is good. Thanks for sharing
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Re: Dear Tech Support

Post by Daninygirl » Wed Sep 30, 2020 5:42 pm

Haha this is super cute and creative!

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Re: Dear Tech Support

Post by AWE_1993 » Wed Sep 30, 2020 7:22 pm

As a software engineer I have to say that there are no words to express how funny this is, I'm literally laughing out loud here.

OMG the people in this forum are great!

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Re: Dear Tech Support

Post by Pink cheeks » Fri Oct 02, 2020 12:06 am

Upgrade to spanko2.0.

It may not completely debug the system, however I understand there is a new program upgrade available soon that will completely take care of the nag-nag problem watch for the release of DD 1.0

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Re: Dear Tech Support

Post by darrone » Fri Oct 02, 2020 6:26 am

AWE_1993 wrote:
Wed Sep 30, 2020 7:22 pm
As a software engineer I have to say that there are no words to express how funny this is, I'm literally laughing out loud here.
Agree 100%.

In addition to "Secretary with Short Skirt 3.3", Naughty Nurse 6.9 is equally incompatible with Wife 1.0....

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